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Choose My Adventure: Au revoir, adventurers

Haemon

Our adventurers will be taking a break from being ordered around for a while. We're not sure when we will return, but for now, we ride off into the sunset (or run wearily, depending on our respective levels) and say farewell.

You may still see us at the monthly events on Zangarmarsh (US-PVE-H) with It came from the Blog. And Roblinator will continue her adventures (without your being able to choose them) with the usual suspects on a regular basis.

Before we go, Haemon has something to say after the break.



Joe Perez as Haemon

So, der I be, mon, at da crossroads. No, I mean really at da Crossroads. Ol' Haemon, he go where da work is, and da people of Crossroads be lookin' for help, mon. Makin me way to da Crossroads was da easy part. Da loa of da cat done grace me with new power, mon. I can now transform meself into da mighty and fast cheetah! Oh, I be so quick, mon! Dat be real freedom, I tell ya. Da wind in your fur and da open plain.

Now, ol Haemon be expecting more pig men harassin da people. I done be surprised at what me eyes be seeing dis time, mon. Pony men! Dey be everywhere, mon. Now, dese be no party ponies, but dey be da evil ponies. Stealing, killin and summonin' da lightning. Nah, dese bad pony people donn be belivin' in da magic of friendship. Ol Haemon get a bit in over his head -- dere be too many pony men! So, I use me favor and call in da calvary. I send for da Zarema for some help, mon, and sho'nuff she be comin' to ol Haemon's aid. We take down the pony men -- we cut off the leaders, mon. Da ponies, dey scatter, mon.

We did good, I feel. Da pony men scatter -- dey be without a leader -- and ol' Haemon is even more blessed by the loa! Da only problem, mon, with me new power: I have a new hunger for honey!


Please join us on Zangarmarsh (US-PVE-H) in It came from the Blog. Anyone can invite, so /whisper Roblinator or any online member. You are all welcome as long as you play by our simple rules -- basically, don't be a funsucker! Visit the guild FAQ for more details.