His eyes -- how they twinkle! His dimples -- how merry!
His cheeks are adorned with phat shades from Burberry.
His mouth is set hard, like grayscale concrete,
And his scraggly man-beard leaves the ladies effete.

For this elf isn't jolly, or chubby or plump;
This Santa, he ain't putting up with no coal or no chumps.
No this Santa's a free skin in Croteam's new update.
So go ahead, download him -- do it now, don't be late!

Yeah he's armed and he's angry and he's all out of gum,
And he don't care if you're naughty or nice, smart or dumb.
You might hear him exclaim, as he breaks you like glass,
"Merry Christmas to all, now let's go kick some ass."




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SANTA SAM DASHES THROUGH THE SNOW AND INTO SERIOUS SAM 3: BFE



- He's Making a List and Pwning it Twice -



Zagreb, Croatia – Croteam and Devolver Digital are getting into the holiday spirit by gifting a free Santa Sam multiplayer character skin along with the latest update to Serious Sam 3: BFE! Both naughty and nice gamers can simply update their copy of Serious Sam 3: BFE and watch Santa Sam slide down the internet's chimney and roll right into the total madness of 16-player co-op and multiplayer versus modes!



"We've been incredibly pleased by the positive reception from gamers with the release of Serious Sam 3: BFE on PC," said Davor Hunski, Chief Creative Guy at Croteam. "To celebrate, we wanted to give our fans a little holiday gift and thank them for being so supportive of Croteam and the Serious Sam series for all these years."



While the free multiplayer character is seen as a nice gesture by most gamers, not everyone is pleased with the free update to Serious Sam 3: BFE.



"Giving away this sweet, sweet premium content for free really puts a damper on my holiday cheer," said Fork Parker, Devolver Digital CFO. "Looks like I'll have to tell the orphanage I can't buy them bicycles, candy, and handguns again this year. They'll be ever so disappointed."



Serious Sam 3: BFE is available now on PC for under $40 and makes the perfect holiday gift and stocking stuffer for that someone in your life that loves violent, over-the-top action.

This article was originally published on Joystiq.