As winter recedes, the Crapgadgets emerge from their hibernation as they attempt to separate fools and their money. Today's selection includes a ridiculous workaround to a ridiculous accessory, an iPad case that has lips like Jagger and a hook for, er, spinning your iPhone around like a Wild West gunslinger.

Read - Our biggest regret in life is not being able to spin our $600 cellphone around on a $20 sticky coat hook.

Read - We're expecting the iPad 3 to be able to recreate the title sequence of the Rocky Horror Picture Show without the aid of this case.

Read - If you were into smartphones before they were cool and portable, you'll love the ability to carry around your over-sized retro handset on your jeans.

Read - Nothing evokes the grace, beauty and power of Enzo Ferrari's engineering than these decade-old-spec flip-phones that kinda resemble a Ferrari 966, if you squint from a distance.

Read - This "noiseless microphone" has two functions, and only one is to prevent your karaoke from annoying your neighbors.
Which crapgadget puts a spring in your step?
Phinglet for iPhone420 (13.7%)
Love Uniq iPad 2 Case113 (3.7%)
Retro2Go handset holder635 (20.7%)
KIRF Ferrari Phones589 (19.2%)
Noiseless Karaoke Microphone1316 (42.8%)