Valve puts fake Half-Life: Episode 3 listing on Steam for April Fools' Day [Update: Nope]

Damn it, Valve.

UPDATE: We've discovered that this website is a fake and does not actually belong to Valve. We were duped by a fake April Fools' Day joke posing as a real April Fools' Day joke and sincerely apologize for passing this along to you as fact.

This article was originally published on Joystiq.