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"By Pond's swiftly approaching expiration date!" Lolegolas gasped. "What are you wearing?"

Throgg blinked mildly at his friend. "Rabbit ears. I ... thought that was obvious. I mean, they're bunny ears. They're not for reception."

Lolegolas licked his lips and nodded slowly. "Noblegarden, huh?"

"It's a Spring Circlet! I'm sexy and I know it," Throgg replied. He clapped his hand together and spun in place. "Wigg ... "

"Stop!" the Gilnean shouted, holding out a hand desperately. "This is a public street. Families. Children. Why don't you two go catch a drink?"

Lolegolas scowled at the druid for a moment, and then nodded at a nearby tavern. A troll and orc had just slipped inside. That's all the testament to the tavern's quality that the hunter needed. "Sounds like a good plan. Druid, you wear the ears."

"Ooh, beer," Throgg said. "This male needs an ale!"

Item note: You get the Spring Circlet from eggs. New to Noblegarden? We've got all the information you need for the holiday.

Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing mikeg@wowinsider.com.

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