Phat Loot Phriday Amber Flammard of Klaxxi'vess
"You're joking," Lolegolas insisted. "There's no such thing as a flammard."

Throgg waved the Amber Flammard of Klaxxi'vess around in the air, making vague buzzing sounds as he did so. "Is, too! It's a noble weapon! The weapon of an orc!"

"Flammard? Really? A flammard's a thing?"

"It's a flame-based sword, that's all," Throgg insisted.

"So this bursts into flame? Doesn't that seem more like a Firelands thing than a panda thing?"

"Not literally flames," Throgg replied. "Just, like, wavy. This one's a reputation reward from the Klaxxi."

"So, it's not just a clever name. I guess it's looks curved and wavy. Kind of," the blood elf acknowledged.

"It's totally curved. I haven't seen curves like this since your m..."

"Shut up!" Lolegolas quickly yelled. "Dorothy Goldenhair was a saint!"

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