We understand that you're on the fringe of sleeping – a renegade REMer who doesn't conform to society's rules of rest – but you've seriously got to stop using that Dead or Alive 5
body pillow; it's gross
. Enter this more wholesome and elaborate Mega Man
sleeping ensemble from Capcom, including a Mega Buster pillow you can slide your arm into and a Mega Man helmet pillow you can slide your head into.
The kit isn't for sale yet – it's coming in July – but Capcom has already opened up pre-orders through its Japanese site
. The helmet and cannon will set you back ¥6,090 (around $60). Not listed: the price of waking from a dream world where Mega Man Universe
exists only to find out it doesn't exist at all