is very easy. Simply use your hearthstone while you have an orphan out, and you'll have the achievement. If you're a true sadist, you can get your little tyke stranded in such amusing locales as the Eastern Plaguelands, the mogu crypts, on top of a frozen mountain peak in Winterspring or Kun-Lai Summit, or (best yet) underwater in Vashj'ir. Not that I endorse this; I'm just saying you can
This achievement's been bugged in years past -- players would get, then lose it, after logging to other characters -- so don't freak out if that happens again. Blizzard's usually quick with the hotfixes.
I've listed where and how you can find the necessary sweets for Bad Example
, below. Just don't forget to have your orphan out
before you sit down to some expensive treats. Experienced cooks with at least 350 skill are likely to find this achievement both easier and cheaper than others:
- Tigule and Foror's Strawberry Ice Cream You can actually find this in quite a few places these days, but the easiest will likely be the Stormwind and Orgrimmar Children's Week vendors: Emmithue Smails for the Alliance and Alowicious Czervik for the Horde. You'll find in their respective cities' central business districts. If you're leveling a character in Outland, you may find it more convenient to purchase the ice cream from your faction's innkeeper in Nagrand. Strangely, it's also sold in Thousand Needles by Brivelthwerp from a boat at 69, 85. Lisa McKeever always sells it in Stormwind, as do the snack machines located on Horde zeppelins.
- Red Velvet Cupcake Sold by Aimee, the Dalaran pastry vendor located outside the city's north bank at 51, 27.
- Dalaran Brownie Sold by Aimee.
- Dalaran Doughnut Sold by Aimee.
- Lovely Cake Sold by Aimee. In order to get the Lovely Cake Slice you need, right-click the cake to set it down somewhere on the ground. You'll then be able to right-click it again and take a slice of this somewhat expensive cake.
- Tasty Cupcake Created by cooking and requiring 350 skill, or you can always look on the Auction House, since enterprising players will certainly be selling them, albeit for high prices. Requires two Simple Flour (purchased from any cooking supplier) and one Northern Egg per cupcake. If you're not willing to pay what are sure to be highly inflated prices on the Auction House for eggs, you can easily get them off most Northrend bird mobs.
- Delicious Chocolate Cake The Delicious Chocolate Cake recipe is a random reward from cooking dailies. Most dedicated chefs are already likely to have the recipe, which requires 1 cooking skill and eight Simple Flour, four Ice Cold Milk, four Mild Spices, eight Small Eggs, one Flask of Port and three Mageroyal. If you don't have the recipe or the inclination to farm up the materials, you'll probably find some cakes on the Auction House, but like the Tasty Cupcake, they are likely to be very expensive.
was once an achievement requiring you to do at least one daily every day for five days, but Blizzard hotfixed it to its more forgiving form. Just have your orphan out as you turn in five daily quests, and you'll get it. You don't even need to have your orphan out while you're doing
the quests -- he/she just has to be around when you hand the quests in to the quest giver.
Which quest/s you select won't matter, so just do whatever dailies you're already doing or whatever's most convenient for you. If you have problems finding dailies in Pandaria, I am not sure what I can say that will help you.
Aw, Isn't It Cute?
Aw, Isn't It Cute?
is very easy and fun to get (although there's been a small update to the achievement as of patch 5.2
). Each of the Azeroth, Outland and Northrend Children's Week quest lines will reward you with your pick of pets at the end, and all you have to do is learn one. The quest lines themselves are very straightforward and a lot of fun.
In answer to a question I've gotten a few times whenever the holiday rolls around -- yes, you can get more than one Children's Week pet each year. The catch is that you can get only one from each series of quests. An individual character has to choose from among:
So in any one year, you can get three of the Children's Week pets on an individual character. If you're starting from scratch and want all the pets, you'll need to run four characters through the Children's Week questline in each region and pick a different pet in each (barring Northrend, obviously). With account-wide pets, you'll have access to each afterwards.
As of patch 5.2, Aw, Isn't It Cute?
is contingent on getting the pet from the questline, so you can't just get caged ones off other players and buy your way to Veteran Nanny
Hail To The King, Baby
Hail To The King, Baby
was somewhat easier during Wrath of the Lich King
in the sense that tons of players were already running Utgarde Pinnacle, but let's face it -- at level 90, you should be able to solo the place pretty easily. Lower-level characters may still need to group up. Either way, don't forget to have your orphan out before you pull him.
School of Hard Knocks
Evil, evil, evil.
I do not like School of Hard Knocks
, and I'm not alone in that. For the length of Children's Week, School of Hard Knocks turns Battlegrounds into an an every-man-for-himself bonanza
ruining gameplay. Even the achievement's defenders admit it's something to be endured rather than enjoyed.
School of Hard Knocks requires you to return a Warsong Gulch flag, assault a node in Arathi Basin, assault a tower in Alterac Valley, and cap a flag in Eye of the Storm -- all with an orphan out. That's all very well and good, and all four objectives are routine for these Battlegrounds, but legions of individual players all trying to do them at the same time rather than splitting to different objectives (you know, in the interests of teamwork) results in an unhappy mess.
The fastest way to accomplish all four objectives is to form a premade with like-minded players and take turns protecting each other while everyone gets the objectives done. Failing that, the only way to do this is to keep queuing and trying -- over and over and over again until, wonder of wonders, you're the first person to click your faction's flag in Warsong Gulch or survive the mad dash to a tower in Alterac Valley. Honestly, there's no grand strategy here, and you definitely will not hear from me that it's usually better to hang back and wait until other folks are fighting around the objectives, so you can go click them yourself while they're in combat and can't do anything about them. No sir, you will not hear any encouragement from me ... merely an observation that this works.
Because we're several years down the line from when this achievement debuted, there are three things that make this achievement more bearable:
- Help from unexpected places Because the Battlegrounds have historically been flooded with players desperate to get this achievement done, you'll sometimes get lucky with a We're all in this together attitude on the part of opposing players. Sympathetic players will cap and recap nodes for enemies with children out, and Warsong Gulch flag carriers will often voluntarily drop flags for you. You will probably get at least one or two of the achievement's objectives this way.
- Reduced competition So many characters already have the meta that there isn't anywhere near the level of competition that existed in the first years after the achievement system went live. This is not to say you won't have any competition, but you're unlikely to hit a random Battleground and find your entire team with orphans out.
- Account-wide achievements This is the biggie. Anyone who's got this on one character is unlikely to repeat it on another just for funsies.
Having said that, this achievement still makes it ridiculously easy to grief players of both factions, and yes, you can probably expect to have that happen to you at least once in addition to being the recipient of player kindness as well.
Either way, I think this is a poorly designed achievement. It makes PvE players miserable because they don't want to do Battlegrounds anyway, and it introduces Battlegrounds to newcomers in the worst way possible. It makes PvP players miserable because it ruins teamwork and strategy for the length of Children's Week. I am a big fan of Blizzard's achievement system, but if you want to encourage more people to play and enjoy Battlegrounds, this isn't the way to do it.
Veteran Nanny (not required for the meta)
required for the meta, so don't worry about it unless you've been playing for a while. Players with two of the three Outland Children's Week pets can snag themselves a cool 50 achievement points by simply grabbing whichever noncombat pet they haven't picked in years past. Please note that Legs
, who was added in 2011, is not a requirement either.
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