"So, you really got into the rebellion, didn't you?" Lolegolas said to nobody in particular. "Big fan of the trolls and their toys, are we?"
Throgg ignored him as a particularly jiggy cobra slithered by. Thick grime from the recent rainfall, and the inevitable wet earth, clung to his pants.
"Xan'tish's Flute, he says," the blood elf moaned. "Get snakes to follow me, he says. You realized, it's supposed to be rats. You play your pan pipes, or whatever they are, and you get rats."
Throgg kept dancing in the open fields.
The blood elf sighed. "Look, I'm just tired of the merry jigging snakes in this mudder loving plain."
Throgg stopped. "Too soon, man. That's still not funny."
Item Notes: Another gift from our friends in the upcoming patch, wild snakes will follow you for a minute.
Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org.