Weekly Webcomic Wrapup is allergic to peanuts

Video game food is absolutely disgusting. Have you ever noticed that? It's amazing the Belmonts never succumbed to food poisoning after eating roast chicken that must've been sitting in a castle for what, a couple hundred years? And how about these Streets of Rage miscreants, eating out of the garbage? Yeah, real nice lesson for the kids there, fellas. In BioShock Infinite, drinking coffee lets you use freaking superpowers?! What nonsensical tomfoolery is this?

I don't know. Maybe I'm just bitter. I'm lactose intolerant, I hate mushrooms - no true-to-character Mario cosplays for me - and I'm overall just a flat-out picky eater. I don't think I could ever be a video game character. What about you all? Have any video game-inspired recipes on either your love or hate list?

Ponder that question whilst you peruse these webcomics, and vote for your favorite after the jump!

The Future of Saints Row (Dorkly)
Fountain of Dreams (Fanboys)
The Dig (Critical Miss)
Under the Table (Awkward Zombie)
Missive (Penny Arcade)
Hoverkarts (Brawl in the Family) %Poll-84202%

This article was originally published on Joystiq.