Dear Santa,

Seriously, guy, where is my The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past on Wii U? It's out on the European eShop this week, but I'm not seeing any Best SNES Games of All Time in the North American releases. Why is that?

Wasn't I a good boy this year, Santa? Don't I deserve the chance to revisit a classic Zelda on my new Nintendo system? Wouldn't I get such joy from playing it alongside its 3DS sequel, A Link Between Worlds? That's all I wanted this year, Santa. That's all I've ever wanted.

Tell me, Santa: Do you want to watch the world burn? Is that who you are? I hate you.

Sincerely,
Tommy

PS: I would also like a Super Soaker 5000.

Wii U
  • Rush (Two Tribes Publishing, 1 player, $1.99)
  • Double Dragon (Arc System Works, 2 players simultaneous, $4.99)
3DS DSiWare

This article was originally published on Joystiq.

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