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Jamie: "You spin meat right round, baby right round."
Alexis: Marinator 3: Rise of the Meat
Brian: "I didn't suffer through eight years of medical school to be called 'Mr. Marinator.'"
Timothy: "Mr. Marinator: For those times when letting your meat soak in a dish is too much work."
Dave: "Now little Billy, this is what happened to the last kid who didn't clean his room."
Nicole: "It's MISTER Marinator to you, buddy."
John: "Bathe me in oil, rub me with salt and let me twirl it for you."
Richard Lai: "Mr. Marinator, you may kiss Hamburger Helper."
Jon: "A few rounds with Mr. Marinator will teach that steak who's boss."