"OKAY INTERNET YOU WIN, IT LOOKS LIKE GOAT SIMULATOR IS OUR NEXT IP," wrote Swedish developer Coffee Stain Studios, before delving into what is arguably a description of the game. "Goat Simulator is like an old school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. It brings next-gen goat simulation to YOU. WASD to write history."
Pay a visit to the newly-launched Goat Simulator website and at the bottom you'll find a pre-order form asking for $10. There's currently no word on when Goat Simulator will be released, nor any in-depth information on what the game will be like once completed, beyond the trailer's promise that your goat will be able to wield an axe with its tongue. Still, we can't see that mattering much. If the online masses want goat mischief, the online masses will get goat mischief, no matter what form it may take.