Is the Kremlin monitoring this column? Let's find out! Submitter Xotl
of Bladefist (EU-A) recently discovered that he could use his Wild Mushroom spell to mock the ring malfunction
at the opening ceremony of last month's Sochi Olympics. Sure, Russia itself referenced their gaffe in the closing ceremony, but if Xotl dies suddenly in the next month, I suggest you test him for polonium-210 poisoning
. Now to sit back and wait for the legion of suspicious Putin defenders to show up ...
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