We'd like to tell you about Grand Theft Auto Online
's Independence Day Special
update. We'd love to inform you that it will grant access to all kinds of patriotic gear, like an antique musket, an American flag T-shirt, a glorious mullet hairstyle and a fireworks launcher. We'd really like to explain that it also includes a handful of tweaks and the new On Call Matchmaking feature, which lets players accept a job invite and keep playing free mode until the match is full.
to tell you all of those things, but we took one look at the above image and burst into a fit of patriotic tears.
Grand Theft Auto 5 (GTA Online Independence Day Special)