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12 gifts for your NSFW neighbor

And by neighbor, we mean your special someone.

Updated Mon, Nov 14, 2016, 12:30 PM

We're all adults here -- no shame if you want to get a certain someone in your life something naughty for the holidays. First, the obvious: We brought together a team of male and female editors to research the best sex toys for both men and women, because yes, we know that's where some of your minds went when we said naughty. But if a vibrator seems like a buzzkill, we also have recommendations for a vaporizer, VPN subscription and even a combination iPhone case/cigarette lighter.

For our full list of recommendations in all categories, don't forget to stop by our main Holiday Gift Guide hub.

What goes on behind closed doors is their business, but from a neighborly perspective, it’s pretty easy to guess. Add to the exotic mystery of your next door neighbor’s world with one of these naughty bits of tech.

<p>Cigar Oasis $200</p>

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<p>Doesn’t matter how nice of a cigar you buy -- if it doesn’t remain properly humidified, it’s not going to smoke well. So if the cigar enthusiast on your gift list is often away on business, give them a little peace of mind with the Cigar Oasis WiFi humidor. The spacious case holds up to 300 cigars while its optional WiFi module enables users to check the status of their stash via an accompanying iOS/Android app, where you can also adjust the humidity as needed and even receive alerts when the water levels drop too low -- if only there were a way to remotely refill the reservoir.</p>

<p>Doxy $80</p>

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<p>The Skittle doesn’t discriminate -- it’s a gender-neutral massager designed for both internal and external pleasure. It’s coated in silicone, meaning it works just fine with the water-based Sliquid lubricant that comes packaged in, and this little baby vibrates at speeds of 3,000 to 5,300 rpm.</p>

<p>Doxy is a UK-based company known for crafting high-quality massagers, and the Skittle is a testament to its top-tier reputation. The Skittle is roughly 7 inches tall with a 2.5 inch-tall “bulb” at the top that maxes out at 4 inches wide. For him or her, the Skittle is a superior multi-functional massager, and the Sliquid lubricant is a lovely little cherry on top of this holiday package.</p>

<p>Hot Octopuss $139</p>

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<p>Couples looking to stay warm under the covers this holiday should take a look at investing in Hot Octopuss’ Pulse II Duo. It’s a vibrator in the shape of a penile sleeve that you can insert yourself into for solo fun or as a double-ended vibrator for male-to-female play. The company boasts that its patented Pulse Plate technology, which can be set to one of five different modes, delivers better oscillations than any other vibrator on the market. And, at $139, it’s still far more affordable than many other vibrators out there.</p>

<p>KIIROO $369</p>

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<p>Like an erotic <em>American Tail</em>, it won’t matter whether your lover is in the room or “somewhere out there” -- the two of your will be able to enjoy each other with the Onyx and Pearl teledildonic sex toy system from Kiiroo. For her, the Pearl dildo. For him, the Onyx sex sleeve. Both pair to your phones via a Bluetooth connection and allow partners to pleasure one another wherever they can get a cellular signal.</p>

<p>Lelo $399</p>

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<p>The Tiani 24k is the epitome of sexual luxury. It’s a remote-controlled vibrator designed to be a partner experience, worn by the woman to enhance the sensual experience for both (or all) people involved. But that’s not the luxurious part -- this flexible silicone beauty is partially coated in 24-karat gold that’s laser-engraved with a unique serial number. That detail alone is enough to make any encounter exceedingly indulgent. As an additional bonus, the Tiani 24k comes from Lelo, which offers free discreet shipping on all orders.</p>

<p>OhMiBod $129</p>

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<p>In the bad old days, if we wanted to tell our loved ones that we were thinking about them, we’d have flowers or chocolates sent over. These days, it’s just as simple to use their smartphone to tickle their genitals when they’re away on business trips or otherwise out of reach. OhMiBod’s BlueMotion Nex|1 is a “wearable massager” designed to be shoved down the front of your underwear. Your other half can use their version of the app to control what is -- essentially -- a long-distance vibrator, which connects via Bluetooth. Just -- you know -- don’t set it off when your other half is carrying hot drinks.</p>

<p>Pax $60</p>

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<p>Give the gift of subtlety this holiday season with the Era oil pen from PAX. This pencil-sized device fits in even skinny jean pockets and houses a 500 mg cartridge filled with concentrated hash oil. Each cartridge packs the same punch as a full eighth of flowers while producing virtually no lasting scent when used. That makes it perfect for any sort of public activity from concerts and art shows to museum tours and family gatherings (especially family gatherings). The $60 device is currently available on the company’s website, and you can buy it at select dispensaries in California and Colorado.</p>

<p>Private Internet Access $40 per year</p>

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<p>We live in an age where everyone’s looking to steal our secrets for other people’s gain, and that’s not a nice time to be. That’s why Private Internet Access’ anonymous VPN is such a good deal and not too expensive at $39.95 a year. Imagine if your particular adult hobbies were exposed on Facebook or Twitter or used to blackmail you. That’s why more people than ever are subscribing to VPNs that mask their identity, activity and habits online. After all, nobody needs to be worrying over their boss finding out that they spend their weekends wearing a bear costume and watching reruns of /Mad Men/. It’s not just for naughty things, either, since VPNs make it safer for you to use unsecure internet hotspots and sometimes let you watch TV shows from other countries.</p>

<p>Smartlight $35+</p>

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<p>We all know the feeling. That impending sense of dread as we turn out pockets and rummage through backpacks in the increasingly desperate search for a lighter. So give the gift of peace of mind with the Smartlight cover (pick this if you’re shopping for someone who hasn’t yet upgraded from the older iPhone 6 and 6s). The case, available in different colors and finishes, contains a flameless butane lighter around back that will spark a J in even the most inclement weather while reducing the number of accessories you need to tote along to your sesh. Just don’t try to bring this through a TSA checkpoint.</p>

<p>Tenga $70+</p>

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<p>The Sakura might be the most adorable vibrator on the market. This may not sound like a particularly salient feature for a female personal massager, but it’s handy for any woman who travels a lot. The Sakura looks like a dumpling, which means there’s no need to worry about random bag checks at the airport, and it features a nearly silent motor, making it beautifully discreet when in use. The massager includes a range of vibration patterns, a pillowy, dust- and water-resistant texture, and it has a rechargeable battery that lasts for 90 minutes at full power.</p>

<p>My 420 Tours $1,295+</p>

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<p>Get out of town and out of your mind with a fully inclusive tour of Denver’s booming cannabis culture from My 420 Tours. Spend three days and two hazy nights learning to cook with cannabis, mastering the art of joint rolling, visiting cutting edge grow ops or just wandering around the Mile High City -- all while stoned out of your gourd. This holiday, give the toker in your life the best vacation they’ll ever mostly remember and one they won’t find in 46 other states (mostly because it’s still illegal).</p>

<p>The Fantasy Box $39+ per month</p>

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<p>Every relationship needs a little mystery. The Fantasy Box subscription service sends a package of sexy surprises to your door every month or every other month, starting at $39 per delivery. The boxes come in four categories (playful, sensual, control and costume) so you can customize your experience every time with items like lingerie, massage oils, candles, sexy games, vibrators and bondage tools. That’s plenty to spice things up at least six times a year. Besides, it’s not like you need to use all of the goodies in one go; save them up and spread the fun across a few weeks.</p>

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