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  • Naomi Campbell hits the mop and bucket

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    Paul Miller
    Paul Miller
    03.19.2007

    Never before have we so rejoiced in our justice system than on this day of just desserts for the notorious abuser of cellphones -- and, incidentally, maids -- Naomi Campbell. Naomi showed up for her community service job at a sanitation garage today in NYC, where for five days she'll be mopping and sweeping while no doubt considering the grave crimes she has committed against hapless gadgetry. We only hope such punishment, along with the couple days of anger management classes, will be enough to reform this hardened criminal.