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"File this under our guild motto, "Hold my drink and watch this," writes submitter Gimmlette. "Spectacular Death on Llane (US-A) ran Siege of Orgrimmar, first wing, to give a few boosted 90's the chance to get gear. After Norushen, one of the tanks, BigBearButt, suggested he run into the next room ...

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Are giant, square '80s sunglasses the new Azerothian trend? I hope not. Some things don't ever need to be revived. "With the new model updates, I noticed the mercenaries by Mortwake's Tower are looking just too dang cool for their own good," writes submitter Revy of Moon Guard (US-?). "Only they wo...

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We get more of these every expansion. Submitter Mementh of Earthen Ring (US-H) wanted to be the first one to welcome the Iron Horde to Azeroth, so she camped out at the Dark Portal Monday night, just waiting for the green mist to turn into red. Instead of greeting her in a civilized fashion, they c...

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"Everyone knows about the poor mail service in Azeroth, what with wages and benefits being reduced and mail carriers on a work-to-rule campaign," writes today's submitter. "Sestertaa, my faithful banking alt on Thunderlord (US-A), therefore didn't have high expectations the other day that her antic...

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What do wild animals think when they see a druid in feral form? Do they consider it an outsider, or do they welcome it into the fold? Beta tester Skamp of Thunder Cats on Borean Tundra (US-A) seems to have drawn the attention of this weird toucan-like bird, but so far it's holding off on attacking ...

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Who is that orc? She's so mysterious! Well, she's standing atop a bed of flowers using a branch with berries as a sword and a flower as a shield, which is actually pretty mysterious behavior for anyone who isn't a six-year-old girl or a drunk cosplayer. Still, if you have to title yourself Mysterio...

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"Thanks to the weakening of the boundaries between alternate realities (CRZ), this is just your average day in Goldshire's Lion's Pride Inn," writes submitter Enishi of Darkwind on Wyrmrest Accord (US-A). "Alliance, Horde, debauchery, it's all here. Those unfamiliar with this Moon Guard reality tak...

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Let me tell you a story, adventurer. This is the tale of an age long past, when the pandaren were forced to worship the larger, levitating pandaren. Someone was carrying around a red ball. There was also the ghost of a dead saurok, and a statue of a dragon, I guess. And ... all the larger pandaren ...

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The standards for child adoption in Azeroth are still disturbingly low, I see. Submitter Randomlock of Randomnoobs and Friends on Tichondrius (US-H) somehow managed to obtain guardianship of this Argent Gruntling, which he thoughtfully named I Farm Gold. Rather than put I Farm Gold in any sort of s...

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"Many guilds request that potential members fill out an application, as it's a good way to see if a new member will fit in," writes submitter Gimmlette. "Spectacular Death of Llane (US-A) also asks some follow-up questions, such as 'What should you never do to a Mogwai?' If you remember, you should...

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Because a Kor'kron party is mandatory. Submitter Karhog and his orc and goblin only guild Korkron Vanguard on Argent Dawn (EU-H), who missed a perfect opportunity to name themselves "It's Not Easy Being Green", held an impromptu rave in one of the Orgrimmar elevators. No stimulants were used, in ac...

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Such a shame to waste that much food! Don't you know there are children starving in Pandaria? Well, not the pandaren children, who are actually pretty chubby. That infinitely replenishing farm in Halfhill has gotten kind of old, so now everyone's buying prepackaged, fattening stuff from the vendors...

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The announcement of Warlords of Draenor has sent a bolt of nostalgia coursing through my heart. So when I saw this picture of Vazula of Moon Ascendant on Hyjal (US-H) standing just inside the entrance to Onyxia's Lair, I thought it was a screenshot from back in the day. It reminded me of my own fem...

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Submitter Ysabéll of The Evil Dead on Malygos (US-A) writes, "After providing the denizens of Goldshire, Northshire and all the forests and roads in between with the most impressive Mammoth Train ever, several of our group decided that the presence of the Darkmoon Faire warranted not one, bu...

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Submitter Xixillia of Barbed Velvet on Magtheridon (US-H) must be blessed with an infinite supply of patience (or Adderall.) She spawn-camped around the clock for two weeks so her team of four multi-boxing hunters could all get their spirit kitty. Of course, I had to ask her whether she was another...

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Submitter Sue received her Murkalot battle pet in the mail the other day, as did all of you lucky bastards who are attending BlizzCon or have the time to watch the Virtual Ticket. Some of us will be working night shift downtown, you know. But I digress. Sue decided to take her Murkalot to Winterfin...

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"I was doing some farming during the Day of the Dead holiday when it started to rain," writes submitter Enishi of Prophecy on Wyrmrest Accord (US-A). "I thought, 'Wouldn't it make sense and be pretty cool if this thunderstorm watered the plants for me?' Nope! The weather is a harsh and mysterious m...

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The goblin starting zone is one of my favorite areas in all of Azeroth, so I'm always happy to highlight screenshots of Kezan and the Lost Isles for those poor lost souls who only play Alliance. In this picture, Mashaad of Decoden on Aszune (EU-H) barely escaped an erupting volcano on the ladder of...

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"I think that I either stumbled upon a Stormrage realm Halloween party or spoilers for the next season of The Walking Dead," writes submitter Strika of Veridian Nether on Stormrage (US-A). "The character in the pic is named Daryldìxon, and it looks like the walkers have evolved!" I'm not a f...

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Submitter Cirthendil of Order of the Crow on Moon Guard (US-H) had only one goal in his life -- to be a rock and roll star. Unfortunately, he died before learning to play anything other than the opening riff to "Stairway to Heaven." (Actually, he died because he kept playing the opening riff to "St...

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