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"Who runs to Duskwood for safety?" Lolegolas wondered aloud. "Certainly, by the time one's done battle with Ragnaros, perhaps the cursed woods aren't quite so bad. But a little girl? Fleeing from Grimtotem? It doesn't seem wise." "Old woman said Miranda special," Throgg countered. "Maybe she t...

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"Miranda never was a normal girl," the old woman said as she handed a cup of tea to Lolegolas. The Blood Elf grasped the cup thankfully, warming his fingers on the pottery. "She was already touched by the time she left for school." "What do you mean?" Throgg asked. He leaned against the hearth...

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Lolegolas knocked on the farmhouse door. He tried to hold himself in a relaxed, casual pose, but he felt as nervous as a young man showing up at his girlfriend's parents' home. The Blood Elf shook his head disdainfully when that thought occurred to him. "You couldn't have left that at home?" L...

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"The girl's family lives about 50 hides down. The matron recognized the description," the druid said. "The locals says they heard a ruckus -- their words, not mine -- but didn't think anything of it after all the Deathwing trouble here." "And they just ... gave you the information?" Lolegolas ...

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The trio rode out of Undercity with a vengeance, desperately moving away from fallen Lordaeron in hopes the guards wouldn't notice the kitty druid looked a little funny. A tiny pony struggled to keep up, its back slightly bent by the massive kegs of beer. It sighed with relief when the men sto...

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Ashenvale creaked as impossibly large trees swayed in the afternoon breeze. The Worgen druid glanced appreciatively at the forest as he rejoined Throgg and Lolegolas. "The innkeep was surprisingly pudgy for a Night Elf," the druid said. "But he did say a pair of Tauren passed through here rece...

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Lolegolas sat back on his haunches, tossing his flint and tinder away from himself. "I give up," the Blood Elf said. "Ashenvale is too wet to start a fire this way." Throgg cocked his head to the side and drew a massive, burning blade from its holster. "Flintstone won't start fire? Why not Zoi...

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Throgg's mighty hand gripped the Grimtotem's head, pushing its face toward the gaping maw of the Shard of Torment. The shield's burning mouth grinned monstrously at the Grimtotem, streams of lava slobbering over its jaws. "This is the only shield for tanks on its tier," Lolegolas said nearby. ...

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Throgg turned over the Necklace of Fetishes in his hand. When he'd explained more about the object, the Gilnean quickly waved his hands in the air frantically. "I don't need to know," the druid claimed. Now, though, Lolegolas stood in the middle of the room, carefully examining his bullets. "T...

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Lolegolas didn't shake, shudder, or tremble as he slid his boots over his leg. He looked up as Throgg handed him a long, fierce rifle. "What in the name of Moffat is that?" Lolegolas asked. "Wolfslayer Sniper Rifle -- you get it from the Big Bad Wolf," Throgg replied. He stopped himself and...

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The druid shoved the Obsidian Arborweave Shoulders across the table with a disgruntled snort. "I really should just become a moonkin. These shoulders let you summon flaming treants. Think about it! Trees on fire! They attack things. That's enough of a draw for anyone." Throgg only stared into ...

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Lolegolas shuddered in the bed, and sweat beaded along his forehead and cheekbones. Throgg worked quietly and carefully, shaving the blood elf's jaw with Alysra's Razor. The blood elf feebly tried to wave the orc away, but Throgg simply ignored him. "This is a knife from a burning bird in the ...

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Throgg slid the plate boots onto his feet with a triumphant jerk. "They fit well." Lolegolas nodded in agreement before taking another sip of tea. His hands were shaking visibly, and the tea threatened to slosh over the side. "We can ignore the reflective top and assume you won't be tucking yo...

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"I brought you a gift," Lolegolas said. "It's flaming. I know how much you like stuff on fire." Throgg turned the Mandible of Beth'tilac over in his hands. "It's a jawbone! You brought me a flaming jawbone. That is very kind welcome home gift," the orc said thoughtfully. "What it do?" "The ...

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Lolegolas's eyes still burned green with stolen magic, but the glow had faded to the soft shimmer of embers. He watched quietly while the druid waggled a pendant over Throgg. "It's the Firemind Pendant," the druid said. "Healing amulet. Very good for someone who hasn't quite managed to get int...

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The blood elf and Gilnean stood high above the Grimtotem camp, unseen by the tauren below. The rocky outcropping had been guarded, but not sufficiently so. Lolegolas set down his pestle to the side and swished the liquified Symbiotic Worm around inside the bowl. "Throgg would not approve," the...

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The druid returned to consciousness slowly. He found he couldn't sit up; he was stretched across a leather cot. The worst of his wounds were bandaged and cleaned. He admitted to himself he was surprised. "Good," Lolegolas said, again surprising the druid. The two of them were in a small camp c...

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Throgg walked quietly with the druid whose name was not Spot. The orc's head was uncharacteristically bowed, but he was not afraid or ashamed. After delivering Garrosh's message to Magatha, he simply didn't want to make eye contact with any of the Grimtotem. "Could have gone worse, I suppose,"...

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Lolegolas tapped the blade called Reforged Heartless against his leg. He'd taken it from the cow now bound tightly next to his campfire. Lolegolas wouldn't normally use slurs to describe fellow members of the Horde, but he was running out of patience. "The thing about addicts," Lolegolas said ...

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