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Disclaimer: The Soapbox column is entirely the opinion of this week's writer and does not necessarily reflect the views of Massively as a whole. If you're afraid of opinions other than your own, you might want to skip this column. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I've gathered you here to...

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July 19, 2011 at 2:30PM
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Throgg and the druid sat around a campfire. Turkey roasted on a spit, and the worgen sipped quietly from his tea cup. "I will give this much to your Warchief," the druid said, flipping a piece of cloth in his hands. "The Hood of Disgrace will be an elegant message." "It's not going to go we...

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The official BlizzCon 2010 store is where you went in Anaheim to get some epic loot. T-shirts, pennants and even water bottles could all be had by BlizzCon attendees. Most of the items ran out by Sunday afternoon, which meant that you had to risk the hours-long lines. But check this stuff out. It w...

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Reader Matthias C. wrote in with a special request to see this item here, so here you go. Name: Zod's Repeating Longbow (Wowhead, Thottbot, Armory) Type: Epic Bow Damage/Speed: 541-887 / 2.80 (255 DPS) Attributes: +34 Agility, +51 Stamina On equip: Your ranged attacks have a 4% chance t...

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Mindor asked us to please do a caster staff this week, so here's one you can go find in the new Frozen Halls instances this weekend. Name: Unspeakable Secret (Wowhead, Thottbot, Armory) Type: Epic Staff Damage/Speed: 281-519 / 2.80 (143.1 DPS) Attributes: +81 Stamina, +81 Intellect. ...

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Taveena recommended this one in last week's comments, so here you go. A big, bad sword. Name: Sharpened Obsidian Edged Blade (Wowhead, Thottbot, Armory) Type: Epic Two-hand sword Damage/Speed: 715 - 1074 / 3.50 (255.6 DPS) Attributes: +146 Strength, +179 Stamina Improves critical strike ...

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Here's a spooky looking offhand for current endgame casters. If you have an item you'd like to see here next week, shout it out in the comments below, please. Name: Mystifying Charm (Wowhead, Thottbot, Armory) Type: Epic Offhand Damage/Speed: N/A Attributes: +65 Stamina, +65 Intellect, +57 ...

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A big, bad axe from Ulduar this week. Name: Worldcarver (Wowhead, Thottbot, Armory) Type: Epic Two-hand Axe Damage/Speed: 632-949 / 3.40 (232.5 DPS) Attributes: +137 Strength, +136 Stamina ...

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I'm kind of surprised we've never done this one on PLP (in fact, I think we may have, though I couldn't find it in the archives at all, and it just changed recently anyway). But just in case you don't want to spend $10 of real money on an epic in-game pet, you can try to get this one anyway. Nam...

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Umm, drool. This staff is so awesome it makes me want to go back to playing a caster. Name: Clemency (Wowhead, Thottbot, Armory) Type: Epic Two-hand Staff Damage/Speed: 280-518 / 2.10 (190.1 DPS) Attributes: +153 Stamina, +153 Intellect. Yes, that much. +86 Spirit, too. A Blue and a Red ...

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If you're planning on heading out to join the Kalu'ak Fishing Derby in patch 3.3, you might as well look good doing it, right? Name: Jeweled Fishing Pole (Wowhead, Thottbot, Armory) Type: Rare Two-hand Fishing Pole Damage: 410-610 / 3.00 (169.3 DPS) Attributes: 1603 Feral Attack Power. Yes...

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Been a while, I think, since we've done a dagger. Plus, this one will show off a little of my D&D lore knowledge, and I don't get to do that as much as I like. Name: Blade of Tarasque (Wowhead, Thottbot, Armory) Type: Epic Main hand Dagger Damage/Speed: 108 - 343 / 1.80 (125.1 DPS) Attrib...

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This one comes to us from @Aeire on Twitter, who said we should do this item, because it's "weird and different." True on both counts! Name: The Mischief Maker (Wowhead, Thottbot, Armory) Type: Uncommon Consumable Damage/Speed: N/A Attributes: It's a wand (though not really -- it's just an item...

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We haven't done a piece of armor in a little while (it's been mostly weapons lately), so here's a cool helm from the updated Onyxia with an interesting historical twist. Name: Frostforged Ringhelm (Wowhead, Thottbot) Type: Epic Plate Head Armor: 1925 Attributes: +83 Strength, +154 Stamina +1...

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We've had some requests for husky loot lately, and so here's an item that isn't quite phat these days (just a little husky), but used to be quite interesting. Name: Ancient Hakkari Manslayer (Wowhead, Thottbot, WoWDB) Type: Epic One-hand Axe Damage/Speed: 69 - 130 / 2.00 (49.8 DPS) Attributes: ...

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It's the third anniversary of Phat Loot Phriday and in celebration we bring you an item that we can all enjoy. So raise a pint and enjoy the feast before you! Name: Black Jelly (Wowhead, Thottbot, Real life) Type: Common FoodDamage/Speed: N/A Attributes: Why are we featuring a food on Phat Loo...

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Yes, I did just get this last night, but actually, we're doing this one based on @ronaldscott's Twitter recommendation. Name: Weather-beaten Fishing Hat (Wowhead, Thottbot, Armory) Type: Rare Cloth Head Armor: 127 Attributes: +40 Stamina, +40 Spirit On equip: increased fishing +5. This hat i...

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Special edition of Phat Loot Phriday this week, on a Phursday! Why? Because tomorrow is gonna be full of fun in the California sun. We did Quel'serrar a while back, so with Onyxia headed back to the game, we'll look at the other piece of gear that involved the black dragon we love to hate. Name: Onx...

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Here's something for you Hunters to go after in the 5-man Trial this weekend. Name: Marrowstrike (Wowhead, Thottbot, Armory) Type: Epic Polearm Damage/Speed: 570-856 / 3.50 (212.3 DPS) Attributes: +106 Agility, +101 Stamina Yellow socket (nice for +Hit gems, though you can put whatever you w...

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Not all shields are for blocking. If you're a Shaman or a Pally, this caster shield is probably droolworthy. Name: Wisdom's Hold (Wowhead, Thottbot, WoWDB) Type: Epic Shield Armor: 8130, 227 Block Attributes: +70 Stamina, +48 Intellect, which means lots of HP and Mana for you. Improves crit st...

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