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  • The Lawbringer: The warlock green fire class action lawsuit

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    Mathew McCurley
    Mathew McCurley
    03.30.2012

    Pop law abounds in The Lawbringer, your weekly dose of WoW, the law, video games and the MMO genre. Mathew McCurley takes you through the world running parallel to the games we love and enjoy, full of rules, regulations, and esoteroic topics that slip through the cracks. As I am gearing up for PAX East and getting my things in order for the trip, I did not have a chance to write the Lawbringer I wanted to for today. Instead, I was "busy" with other work for a new client that I think you guys and girls might be able to resonate with. Are you going to PAX East? You should come meet me and the WoW Insider crew and see the live podcast! Follow @wowinsider or myself (@gomatgo) on Twitter for more announcements about where and when myself and the WoW Insider crew will be hanging out at the convention. CLASS ACTION COMPLAINT PRESENTED IN THE COURT OF THE HIGH KING FOR THE DISTRICT OF STORMWIND: ----------------------------------------------------------x Index No.: 5318008 Warlocks, denizens of the Twisting Nether, and other fel beings on behalf of all other persons and demons similarly situated, Plaintiffs, vs. Blizzard Entertainment, dream shatterers, Defendants. ----------------------------------------------------------x On behalf of all warlocks, fel beings, demons, succubi, fel hunters, demon hunters, fel beasts, fel handlers, felsteeds, infernals, female infernals, imps, fel imps, fel bears, satyrs, gnomes, and any and all other universal or otherwise beings that do not possess the ability to create green (or "fel") fire, Plaintiffs state the following complaint: