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Presenting Joystiq T-Shirts for you to buy on TopatoCo!
Look at you. Stylish shoes, sexy pants and no shirt. You used to have some dignity and now you're walking around like some sort of half hobo. Luckily, we've got you covered (literally). Ladies and gentlemen, we're proud to announce you can now purchase Joystiq T-shirts from TopatoCo. Whether you go with Cory Schmitz's retro-inspired look (also available in black) or Josh Smith's sword-inspired design, one thing's for sure: No one will ever again be able to see your nipples without explicit permission.
Mario reps for his profession
Despite our insistence that game t-shirts with jokes on them are terrible, we like this Mario shirt from Jeffrey Rowland's TopatoCo. Maybe it's because it implies Mario's skill in his apparent real job rather than his night gig as a princess-saving, kart-racing, tennis-playing, golfing, typing-teaching doctor. We also like that it appropriates something that, as Reggie's famous E3 line, has become a mantra for crazy Nintendo fans.What we like about this shirt the most is that it comes in your choice of Mario red or Luigi green. We wish everyone would be so thoughtful!
