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The druid called Not Spot stood with his jaw ajar while he watched a cackling blood elf run away from the Alliance bonfire. "Did that man just relieve himself on our fire?" the druid asked. Throgg nodded slowly. "Desecrating the FIre," the orc said. "If it helps, the Alliance do it to our Horde f...

June 28th 2013 at 7:00pm 0 Comments
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"It's not that I'm not happy to see you," Lolegolas carefully said. "But what on Azeroth are you wearing?" "You look like a stag beetle," Throgg said. "Like an angry, fuzzy stag beetle." The druid looked down at his outfit and then plucked the helmet off his head. "Oh. It's the Grievous Gladiator...

June 14th 2013 at 12:00pm 0 Comments
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The dashing duo of destruction and daring-do sat calmly around a basic campfire. They were certainly not arguing about whether the campfire would be suitable replacement for Garrosh and they definitely weren't discussing the basic campfire's ignominious transformation into a simple cooking fire. Bu...

June 7th 2013 at 4:00pm 0 Comments
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It's Memorial Day weekend in the United States. And so we feature the Girdle of Eternal Memory. It's a silly, meaningless gesture in the face of the overwhelming sacrifices made by the members of our uniformed services, but it's the one we have. So this weekend, I hope you take a moment or three of...

May 24th 2013 at 2:00pm 0 Comments
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The ghostly creature hovered in the air, quietly chewing on a chocolate chip cookie. Her iridescent wings flapped in slow, lazy arcs. "And you don't know where you got her?" Lolegolas asked. "No clue at all?" "None," Throgg confirmed. "I just opened up my pet bag and poof. There she was. She's pr...

May 17th 2013 at 3:00pm 0 Comments
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"I have a plan," the druid told the curious wolvar pup. "I know how I'm going to get you adopted." The pup looked up at the Gilnean and growled curiously. "Skrrrrrrr." "There's this orc. Likes puppies," the Gilnean said. "And it turns out, you're a pup. He's going to call you Spot, though. I shou...

May 3rd 2013 at 2:00pm 0 Comments
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Throgg danced a merry jig, playing his flute, with a line of snakes following along behind him. Lolegolas leaned against a tree, watching the orc rock out with his flute out. The meadows surrounding them shimmered with yellow grass. "So, you really got into the rebellion, didn't you?" Lolegolas...

April 26th 2013 at 2:00pm 0 Comments
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"Throgg. Throgg!" the blood elf yelled. "There's a miniature kaiju eating my shoe." Lolegolas watched the little monster gnaw on his boots. "Why is there a miniature kaiju eating my shoe?" Throgg smiled and shushed the little monster away from the elf's footwear. "It's Gazh'rooki!" "I... see,"...

April 19th 2013 at 2:00pm 0 Comments
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The druid known as Not Spot muttered to himself while scrawling a sigil on the ground. The artwork took longer than usual since he was using the handle of an immense hammer. As soon as the picture was finished, a flash of light erupted in the small clearing and a woman in scintillating robes appe...

April 5th 2013 at 7:00pm 0 Comments
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Lolegolas slapped a hand over his mouth to keep from laughing. Throgg failed to restrain the same urge but his mirth emerged as uncontrollable giggles. "What?" roared the Lil' Bad Wolf. "You dare mock me? Tremble before my mighty claws!" "You're just so cute!" Lolegolas responded. "Run away, l...

March 29th 2013 at 3:00pm 0 Comments
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The worgen ran on all fours. Thick padded feet pounded earth and stone and grass. He occasionally swapped out the canine gift of his nation for the more magnificent speed of a stag. But mostly, the worgen just ran. The Band of Finding glittered on his paw. Hand. Hoof. It's a druid, it changes, o...

March 22nd 2013 at 8:00pm 0 Comments
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Throgg sat on the ground, waiting patiently. A whistle dangled loosely from his fingers while the orc looked around the clearing. He sighed. "What are you doing?" Lolegolas asked. He looked briefly to the sky. "Have you noticed I say that a lot?" "I have," the orc answered. "I'm waiting for Wik...

March 15th 2013 at 8:00pm 0 Comments