Lolegolas couldn't tell if his orc friend was dancing... or being electrocuted. Whichever activity it was, Throgg was waving a huge, gray stone around in the air.
"What are you doing?" Lolegolas asked.
"Uh. Rocking?" Throgg answered. "Wasn't it obvious?"
The blood elf pursed his lips. "That's...
The druid made his way down the long, dusty road. Clothed in his human form, he nonetheless sniffed the air as he plucked his way along, leaning occasionally on his Staff of the Hidden Master.
"So, how'd ye get the staff, lad?" his dwarf companion asked. "I thought that was reserved for monks."...
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February 22nd 2013 at 5:00pm
The man not named Spot stared at his bone. It was a good bone, from days gone by. He held it in his hands and heaved a huge sigh. Except for the thick glass of stout by his side, the man may have been holding back tears.
"Hey, there, buddy," the bartender said. "Why the long face?"
"This was gi...
January 25th 2013 at 5:00pm
"Throgg, we're supposed to be finding your dog."
"Your dog," Lolegolas countered. "What are you doing in there? We're in a hurry."
"It's an outhouse," Throgg replied from behind the wooden door. "It's the Throne of Thunder. What do you think I'm doing?"
"Forging Deep Thunder," Lole...
January 18th 2013 at 4:00pm
"Mr. Throgg!" the gnome cried out to the towering orc. "Will you play ball with us?"
Throgg stood up slowly from the log bench. He felt exhausted. Not very tired. Not fatigued. He felt exhausted. Concentration and focus alone could move his muscles. But for a gnome like Sharni, who'd made him sm...
December 28th 2012 at 12:00pm
From the journal of Lolegolas:
It's day 109. I feel the hours creeping longer as the rumbling pit in my stomach grows. We haven't eaten since we left Pandaria and even the sinew from my bow begins to smell tasty. If we don't eat soon, I will be forced to take a drastic measure.
November 16th 2012 at 1:00pm
The final installment of Alliance vs Horde - Mists of Pandaria is a surprisingly philosophy-laden episode. Filled with love, zen, and peaceful statements, it ends in exactly the way you imagine it will.
This has been a fun series, and the final breakdown and punchline is totally worth the antici...
October 3rd 2012 at 6:00pm
"Call me Spot," the drunk Gilnean said. "Just call me Spot."
The dwarf barkeep started to slide another pint toward the druid but the burly man just waved it off.
"No, no," the man said. He gestured to his backpack. A thin tube extended from it, tapering off at the druid's hand. The man stuck t...
September 28th 2012 at 7:00pm
"Dear Throgg... dear lord this looks like it was written by a goblin with a broken hand being used as a pen by a drunken ogre."
"Uncle Grumpy wrote me?" Throgg peered at the letter. "He did! You should read it to me."
Lolegolas stared piercingly at the disconcertingly chipper orc. "I know...
September 21st 2012 at 7:00pm
Soot growled as Lolegolas's Wind Rider Cub took a bite out of the Netherwhelp. The young wind rider pinned the dragonkin to the ground. For all the world, the cub looked like it was smiling.
"Look, I'm not trying to be obnoxious," the blood elf said mildly. "But I've been running with this cub f...
September 14th 2012 at 5:00pm
The young woman sat in her cage, running her metal cup across the bars. "One, two... Throgg is coming for you."
Soot whirled around in the cave, growling at Miranda as he paced. "Shut up. They don't even know how to fight with pets."
"Three, four... Lolegolas is at your door," she said. "Five,...
September 7th 2012 at 5:00pm