Burton's Liquid Lounger
Remember what we said about the Audio Backpack the other day? Um, forget all that, because Burton's Liquid Lounger not only matches the Audio Backpack's "backpack with built-in stereo speakers" thing, but then ups the ante by also helping you get loaded while on the go. Besides the speakers there's also a cooler compartment for chilling beverages, and includes a flask, a shot glass, a stirrer, a wine tool, and to top things off, a collapsable metal chair that you'll be falling out of after a few drinks.