You know you've got a crappy phone when you get mugged and the mugger throws it back, saying that they "don't take
cheap stuff", which is exactly what happened the other day to a woman in Port Elizabeth, South Africa, which is home to
some of the snobbiest muggers in the world, apparently. No word on what kind it was, but we bet that it started with an
"n", ended with an "a" and had an "oki" in the middle.