Horseriding exercise machine

Since we've all said to ourselves, "I wish there was some way to go horseback riding without the horse and actually inside my own livingroom watching TV" at some point (what you haven't, what's wrong with you?), we present the Joba Horseriding Exercise Machine. Yes, you can now feign exercise on a gyrating metal saddle designed by Japanese co. Matsushita. We're thinking Japanese customers have a slightly different response to the product than a customer in, say, Lubbock, Texas. When in use you must outstretch you're arms to look as awkward as possible and while staring forward with a grin. Come on, don't you want one? — It's even got cute little metal stirups. Chaps not included.