Febreze lets you play with scents

At first we thought maybe it was a music player with scents because they plastered Shania Twain all over their site, but after reading their a little deeper we discovered that the Scentstories player just rotates through smells your mom would like. Ho hum. A scent disc ($6 US) will work for about 50 hours on the player ($35 US), gassing you with "Walking in the Sand" and other sentimental stuff like that—c'mon, we assumed since it was Fabreeze it would be something a little more realistic! Like "Sweaty Day in the Park" or "Long Unwashed Jeans". We'd totally buy that.