Hideo Kojima's into spanking?

There's a thin line between genius and madness, and it seems that Hideo Kojima finds himself treating said line like a drunken driver during a sobriety test. According to a Gamebrink correspondent at the Digital Interactive Entertainment Conference held in Kyoto, Japan, Mr. Kojima expressed his desire to make a DS game revolving around the mechanic of spanking ladies.

"The only interesting thing to come out of it was Kojima talking about wanting to make a game with the DS where you used the controller to spank girls asses... at least that's what I THINK he said!"

Now, this is surely just a hilarious translation error and shouldn't be considered as "news" by any means. Besides, we all know that a spanking game would be so much better suited to the Revolution. We can easily envision sitting on our couches and whacking imaginary buttocks with our Revolution remotes, complete with accompanying moans and smacking sound effects. So easily, in fact, that we've already signed up for therapy.

[Via Joystiq]