Tipster, SetupWeasel sends in this gem:
Let's say you are in the woods. There are trees, rivers, mountains, and squirrels, but there are no power outlets. Your car just died along with its battery. While waiting for the icy grip of death to drag you kicking and screaming into the underworld, you'd probably want to go out with 150 stars, but you forgot to charge your DS. Curse this wretched life!
But wait! There is still hope. Instead of screaming at an unmerciful God about your horrible luck, you could be cranking your way to pre-mortem fun with this Nintendo DS hand crank charger.
I know it's pointless, but damn I want one.
The ordering page
A video of it in action!