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The Amazon guide to real real ultimate power ninja stuff

Amazon REAL ULTIMATE POWER!

Okay, so you weren't "blessed" with a childhood spent in the Peking Opera School, but you'd like to… kill a dude. Well, Amazon's got you covered—literally (ninja jumpsuit and mask, anyone?) and figuratively with a lengthy list of one Ninja Assassin's personal recommends for getting the job done from a lock picking set and longbow to a copy of the Real Ultimate Power book, which will be your primary learning material for flipping out and killing people. Anyone care to bring us a "trophy," perhaps in gadget form?