i-Bead 600: your germ-free digital audio player

You know, it's not just your cellphone that gets all nasty with bacteria — think of how often your MP3 player gets fondled by those grubby mitts. That other player? Totally a walking Staphlococcus trap! Pick yourself up an i-Bead 600 for some disease-free tunes, as its Silver Nano coating kills 99.9% of the bad nasties with its specially-formulated antibacterial, disinfectant and deodorizing blend of whoopass. Plus, it's loaded with MP3/WMA/ASF/WAV/OGG, FM tuner, voice recorder and line-in encoding goodness at a rumoured price of $165 for 512MB. Sick! We also appreciate the tasteful green Wookie photo shoot the i-Bead PR folks decided to spring for on this.