Ah, Gizmondo—the other handheld gaming device you love to take a good potshot at. What tricks else have ye up those billowy sleeves? What's this, you're finally going to let people make use of its integrated GPS capabilities? How wonderful, perhaps the already spread-too-thin device can hone in and really make something of itself. Oh, we understand. You want to distribute only on SD—fair enough—but how much are you asking? Wait, you want £99 for the UK and £199 for the rest of mainland Europe? Seriously? You do realize that for less cash you can just buy a Bluetooth GPS receiver and some software for your portable, don't you?