The Bird MP300 / Bird W1 "musicphone"
Yeah, tri-band GSM, GPRS, 160 x 128 display, 128MB of memory, VGA camera, and an "unknown" memory card slot—don't think anyone's going to be soon mistaking Bird's "musicphone" for something, er, desirable, anytime soon. Maybe cheap, maybe maybe an unusual ROKR or iPod knockoff, but mistaking it for desirable? No, hard to see that happening.