"Christmas Lights Gone Wild!" goes dark

We'd like to take this opportunity to officially apologize to the citizens of Warren County, Ohio for ruining their good time. As one of many media outlets that reported on Deerfield Township resident Carson Williams' amazing multimedia Christmas lights show, we feel partly responsible for the mini-frenzy that developed over the display. So many people ended up visiting the Williams' sub-division, that two folks got in a minor accident (next time try parking while you watch, k?), and sheriff's deputies asked him to put an end to the revelry indefinitely. Isn't it just like mainstream media to ruin something so precious and beautiful? Those of you who still need your holiday display fix can try hitting up Allentown, Pennsylvania's Lights in the Parkway, which is good family fun even without TSO's Wizards of Winter.