One of the nice things about our little site is
that we sometimes get to bring you helpful tips along with the usual lineup of snarky posts. Today's lesson involves
the proper way to keep someone from using/looking at your cellphone for either saving precious minutes or keeping those
steamy convos with/pics of your mistress a secret. A bit of common sense would indicate that either removing the
battery, the SIM card, or smashing the phone to bits are all good ways to accomplish this task, yet a Missouri woman
felt that the best way of making her mobile inaccessible to her boyfriend was to put the whole damn thing in her mouth
and swallow it. Not surprisingly, the cell got caught in her throat (this is why we buy RAZRs, people!) and she had to
be rushed to the emergency room, where her condition is not currently known. We are looking forward to someone
eventually lodging a phone in their nasal and ear cavities, so we'll have witnessed cells stuck in each and every human
orifice during our lifetime.
Update: No one's got the straight skinny quite yet, but apparently the cell-swallowing might not have been voluntary after all. Blue Springs police are actually now citing the incident as assault, and the woman's boyfriend is suspected of involvement. Via the Wireless Weblog.