An exhaustive list of DS variants

We knew Nintendo is down with special editions, but we never suspected it had gotten this bad. I mean, there's over 30 different units here! Collectors the world over are being crushed under the weight of such pressures.

If you want to know what the Japanese, Australian, or European DS systems look like, they're here. How about Alan Cumming's or 50 Cent's? They're there too. Mario Kart special editions, Electroplankton special editions, Nintendogs special editions, all there! Even these glittery thingies (pictured) which are only available at the Nintendo World Store in NYC are there.

Nintendo, the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. I know you can get better... just be sure to make a Zelda one first!