Tenchu is a bad ninja
We all already know that ninjas are better than pirates. They are crafty, skilled, live by honor, have a dojo and hide in trees. How could some sea-dwelling, loud-mouthed pirate ever beat that? It couldn't. End of discussion.
Recently, ninjas were very disappointed by one of their own. Tenchu: Dark Secret just didn't quite represent.
In fact, it did such a horrible job of holding up the ninja honor that IGN only scored it a 3.5. Ouch Tenchu, ouch.
We didn't quite understand what went wrong. The PlayStation version rocked and now we have this awkward DS version with dodgy controls, crap graphics and mute-worthy sound.
Looks like the score for Tenchu: Dark Secret is now:
Pirates: 1
Ninjas: 0