Flickr Find: Get a Mac ad with a twist

I was Zune hunting on Flickr this afternoon and came across this mock-up of a "Get a Mac" style ad with a Zune twist. Actually, I enjoyed the whole "iPod Etc" photoset so you should check it out.

Perhaps you'd all like to have some fun by contributing a few lines of copy to this fakery in the comments? You won't win any prizes or anything, but I promise to pull out my favs and round them up over the weekend. I'll start:

"I'm an iPod. And I'm a Zune."

Your turn...