Some interesting tidbits emerged from the show. One big topic had to
do with Otellini's presentation of the Intel chip to Jobs. Otellini got like 2 minutes of Steve's time. He appeared in a
bunny suit, and practically knelt before Jobs, offering him the sacrifice of an entire wafer of silicon. No man hug
(which Leo and Breen demonstrated) this time, as they had done at the initial announcement of their arrangement. Leo
said it was humiliating for Otellini. I don't know about that, but I do think it was kinda cutesy. No doubt they
thought it was dramatic at the time it was conceived.
Now contrast this with Roz Ho's several minutes of
solo performance, reading a script, informing the audience that Microsoft is formally agreeing to continue developing
Office (at least) for the Mac for another five years. Steve wasn't getting in her way, or being funny. This was
strictly business. And it was clear that Microsoft had the upper hand. The message seemed to be: "You have five
more years. Enjoy it." This was an interesting switch from the Otellini song and dance. I wonder what the name of
the spreadsheet app for iWork was? You know, the one Apple is keeping in a vault next to the Intel-native
VirtualPC/WINE killer app?
Anyway, the TWiTs continued their analysis
in a somewhat haphazard manner. Leo and John, and perhaps others, had just come in from having dinner, where apparently
a certain quantity of booze had been enjoyed so the conversation meandered a bit. Dvorak was obsessing over
minute-by-minute details provided by Macrumors. Amber didn't say much, though what she did say was pretty accurate and
to-the-point. Patrick Norton was his usual cynical self, explaining to the audience that his IBM laptop exists only
because it has to, and that he'd love to be running a Mac.
Some hilarious confusion on Dvorak's part came
from the discussion around iWeb. Now, it seems like Dvorak can barely bother to care what Apple is doing at all. I've
come to expect this, but discussion of iWeb had him alternately confused and annoyed. It didn't help when Leo (or
someone) sort of compared it to Myspace. Why? Because both apps allow "normal" people (I'll leave the Myspace
= normal discussions to the comments) to create web pages with things like music, video, graphics, and blogs and
As anyone who has been on Myspace for more than five
minutes will tell you, iWeb and Myspace are as different as Yoda and Darth Sidious. Let's face it, most Myspace pages
will make your eyes bleed. While you can indeed use iWeb to generate hideous pages, you really have to try quite hard,
and overcome the built-in design goodness Apple provides. That is Apple's speciality. Myspace seems perfectly suited to
horrid design; never mind the audiences for the two are totally different. Myspace is designed for teens, and iWeb is
really designed for family members, with some teen and college crossover. People can put ugly pics on Flickr too, but
by and large the people on Flickr take pride in good photos, not bad ones.
rate, Dvorak didn't quite understand what iWeb did. I kept wishing someone would shout "it's like Frontpage without
the suck" or "it's online publishing for the rest of us." Of course, it is more than those things, but
you have to dim it down a bit for John to get it. Amber had a clear explanation for grandpa though, and I think
ultimately he got the clue.
Audience members asked a few questions from time to time too. One young lady was
adamant that IR remotes are the work of the devil. She kept complaining that the IR remote on the Macbook was stupid,
and that an RF remote was the only good answer. I don't know about that, as another audience member brought up the
availability of programmable remotes. And Pogue nailed it: if you don't like it, throw it away and you have your
Macbook unfettered by evil IR.
The best question of the evening was
asked by a kid probably no older than 10. He asked why did Apple release a pro Mac (sorry, the Macbook Pro) when the
pro apps aren't ready, and many people need those to work properly. The way he said it, and what he asked was
impressive for someone so young. Everyone in the audience was sort of looking at each other like, wow, who is this kid?
Someone yelled from the balcony, "what's your podcast URL?" The kid replied, "oh, I'm not doing one any
more." Leo about fell back in his chair. The kid elaborated, saying now he helped one of his friends get one
started. Patrick mentioned that's where the money is. Good to see there are some smart young folks out there in San
Francisco... We were all very impressed with the kid who was so advanced that podcasting was old school to him, before
At the end of the show I managed to snap this pic of
Amber, and found out she does indeed read TUAW. So that's nice to know. I have no idea if Leo ever reads us, and I can
only assume this blog would enrage and confuse the addled Dvorak (kidding John, love ya). While it might not be the
best TWiT ever, as Leo's toasty brain struggled to get the name of the Macbook Pro right (OK, to be fair, I've had
trouble too, sans alcohol), Dvorak didn't seem to care too much, and Patrick kept working on his laptop, it was a lot
of fun to be there live. If you ever have the chance to see a TWiT recording, I highly recommend it. Leo and the gang
(yes, even JCD) are a swell bunch, and incredibly gracious and entertaining.
One final note: Leo or Chris
said this keynote didn't have the sparkle, or flair of past keynotes. True, there were no John Mayer jams, or dancing
elephants. He said it was more businesslike, sort of the meat, without the fat. Breen said it was a balanced meal of
sorts, nutritious, but not particularly spectacular. You got what you needed, but that's about it. What do you think?