Ahh Giant Pandas... cute and cuddly until they rip out your jugular with a swipe from those massive thumbed paws. What better avatar to lull us into complacency while cleansing the fields of our human scourge? Ok, ok, only the head can actually be considered robotic with 14 servo motors used to create realistic panda expressions like confusion: "has anyone seen my bamboo?" or anger: "I am not a teddy bear!" The rest is just some guy in a fancy monkey suit drunk on Billy Beer
. Now isn't it about time we forget about all this endangered species crap since man clearly possesses the power to preserve these giant
automatons forever in some kind of It's a Small World freak show? Just click the read link if you don't concur, go ahead, click.