Though not the first Mario Super Show video to grace the internet, the above clip of "Do the Mario" paints a dark picture of Nintendo's, Mario's, and the late eighties' forgettable past. Got brand? For more Mario time wasting, visit GameDaily's It'sa Me, Wasting Time! archive.
"Swing your arms from side-to-side. Come on! It's time to go! Do the Mario!" Sheer poetry.