SMS formats, an FM tuner to get the latest on the developing apocalypse, and an MP3 player presumably with a 2x reverse-play function for tracking down the debil's hidden messages. Best of all, it comes pre-loaded with enough crucifix icons to let everyone know just how pious you are. Uh, humility? We don't have a price, but if Xell is indeed the creator of the one true "Bible Master," can you really risk not to tithe?
[Via Akihabara News]