English Training for the younger set

We've already accepted the fact that we'll never get a Japanese language training game in the US. It's fine. We can go to school to learn language or whatever.

Because we long ago resigned ourselves to this fact, we can look at these cute screenshots of Hajimete no Eigo Training [Eitore] (Beginning English Training) without wishing we had access to such a program when we were teensy. We don't think about how maybe if our Japanese had gotten a headstart from a game, we would be able to use it for something other than awkwardly translating the titles of English training games.

We're just going to go doodle in our kanji dictionary or something. Enjoy some screenshots!