Never mind, Castlevania film full suck ahead
Apparently, the rumors were tragically untrue and Paul W.S. Anderson is actually still helming the Castlevania movie. But not just a movie, mind you. He wants a full-on cult franchise. Someone should really tell him that one already kinda exists, Y'know, in the source material. Meaning the games. That, combined with Anderson's "Dracula Begins" remark that keeps being repeated just makes us want to hide until all this blows over. It's a dark day for Castlevania devotees. If you need us, we'll be huddled in the corner, rocking back and forth in time with the music from Symphony of the Night.
