Please don't get turned on, Pocket Pool lady

We've made fun of the upcoming Pocket Pool game in the past. The game's creators seem eager to capitalize on horny gamers that, for some inexplicable reason, need to have Cinemax-quality skin during their otherwise-innocent gaming. The execution is hilariously poor, akin to the stuff relegated to public access channels. The incredibly apathetic "I'm getting turned on" in the opening moments of this game video should attest to the horrors of this title.

Of course, maybe the atrocious quality of Pocket Pool is intentional: it's so bad, it's funny. Intentional or not, this game certainly doesn't warrant our gaming dollar. We hope that the rest of humanity will agree.