The WoW horoscope
Amber Night has an unusual take on the horoscope. She's created a horoscope for World of Warcraft players. Now, I'm not usually one to follow the astrology charts, but this intrigued me.
It appears that several of my characters seem to have different astrological signs then I do. My mage, for instance, appears to be a Taurus, since this fits her to a T:
Like mighty Heracles, you charge furiously into battle, weapon drawn, and hot blood pumping through your valorous heart. A mighty guttural roar rises from your throat. You cleave into your enemies, striking as many as your sword will reach. You are a caster you stupid [idiot] and next time you can find your own...rez, ok?
This was posted on Wednesday, but I do hope she continues to chart our characters' futures by the stars. A word of caution however, there's some colorful language in this one, so you may want to wait until after the kids have gone to bed to read it.
