VC Friday: Rage of ToeJam

Look, we were required to make the ToeJam joke. It's a contractual obligation, and it's early on Friday morning. We can't be held responsible! In fact, that might even make a good game: IN A WORLD FILLED WITH TOEJAM GONE WILD, ONE MAN MUST STAND AGAINST THE TIDE.

Yeah. That right there? That's why we write video game news and not actual video games. Here, we'll distract you from our failure with the bevy of (expensive) new Virtual Console releases available today in Europe:

• Kid Chameleon - Sega Mega Drive - 800 Wii points

• Streets of Rage II - Sega Mega Drive - 800 Wii points

• ToeJam & Earl in Panic on Funkotron - Sega Mega Drive - 800 Wii points

• World Sports Competition - TurboGrafx - 600 Wii points