IT BEAMS MONEY!!!

Either Amazon.com is selling a Super Special Edition of the Wiimote that "Beams money through Bluetooth up to 30 feet away", or they've made a weird error on the page for that item. We'd like to know what item that attribute originally described. Or ... hold on. We're going to go try something.

Okay, we're back. We tried it, and it didn't work. We set some cash out on the table, in different denominations (just in case a $1 bill was easier to beam than a $5), and pointed the Wiimote at it, and it totally didn't do anything. Eventually the cat showed up and sat on the money, but we can't definitively ascribe that behavior to Wii beams.

We hope nobody writes a news post whenever we screw up ... You know what? We hope they do. We'd like to spread the joy of blogging.