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Metroid Prime 3 gets delayed, makes Samus cry

Nintendo is trying to trick us!

Metroid Prime 3 isn't releasing on August 20th as Nintendo previously stated, but instead the true date for its release is more dark and sinister than we could ever imagine. It comes via a network of super-secret spies, living a life of danger and espionage just so you can have the gaming news you crave. Many Bothans died bringing us this news.

What news? Metroid Prime 3 is releasing a full week later than we expected. Our spies found this information buried at the bottom of the latest Phantom Hourglasspress release issued, where Nintendo was sure nobody would bother to look. Sorry, Nintendo, we're the kind of people who read the whole press release.

Why would the game be released a week later? What would Nintendo need the extra 7 days for? What was that about hats again?

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